One of our team’s key players, Ed, has got hitched. Yes, he's now officially off the market and yes, you’ll just have to deal with it.
Think you know Ed? Then think again. His long-suffering colleagues finally blown the whistle on his office habits in this exclusive interview.
Unfortunately Ed ‘He’s in the bog’ McConnell was unavailable for comment at the time of writing this blog, presumed toilet-bound on his honeymoon.
If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this blog or have had any contact with Ed, we sincerely apologise.
And finally...a MASSIVE congratulations to Ed.